i want a book where the narrator speaks in beautiful language but then the characters talk like super informally like “as ignatius attempted to reclaim his breath, he let out a straggled noise allowing his struggle to be heard, thus inciting maria to speak. ‘yo wheezy, shut the fuck up,’ her silky voice broke the tension.”
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg*
Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"
what an absolutely devastating day for the entertainment world